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October 26 转载:鬼佬翻译的三字经人之初 At the beginning of life.
>>性本善 Sex is good. >>性相近 Basically, all the sex are the same. >>习相远 But it depends on how the way you do it. >>苟不教 If you do not practice all the time. >>性乃迁 Sex will leave you.. >>教之道 The way of learning it >>贵以专 is very important to make love with only one person. >>昔孟母 Once a great mother, Mrs Meng >>择邻处 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. >>子不学 If you don't study hard, >>断机杼 Your Dick will become useless. >>窦燕山 Dou, the Famous >>有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine >>教五子 All his five sons took it >>名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known. >>养不教 If your children don't know how to do it, >>父之过 It is all your fault. >>教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, >>师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. >>子不学 You may refuse to study this >>非所宜 but that is a real mistake >>幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, >>老所何 you will lose your ability when aged >>玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, >>不成器 It won't become hard and strong. >>人不学 If you don't learn sex, >>不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness October 14 即将远行,兄弟保重冯哥要去德累斯顿了,要去泡欧洲妹妹了,要去念硕士了.
大家都是男人, 没有什么扭扭捏捏,但就是不知道冯哥国内这么多感情牵绊怎么一一安抚了.
想到中国小崽儿要去搅乱欧盟了,还是有些兴奋,但就怕冯哥会禀着低调为人的策略,沉闷而又遗憾的结束德国一年的求学生涯.
在我看来,怎么着也该在德累斯顿建立一定的名望再走.
俺的建议如下:
建立以德累斯顿为中心的泡妞根据地,向四周城市蔓延.柏林暂时放缓发展节奏,毕竟是首都.初步目标是让德累斯顿居住区的家长们都不想让一个叫andrew的小子知道自家有闺女的事情.
进入德累斯顿校学生会,以中国学生会的管理模式搞旺德国学生组织,以学生会把持校董事会,然后搞热周边产业(第三产业发展是大趋势).最后成功在英国证交所上市(因为赚的是英镑).
在学生会任职的同时,大力普及中文教育,将重庆话定为标准语言,以后哥几个去德国旅游也算找到组织.
做到这些,也差不多够有名气了.
另外,俺也想有个混血儿侄女.......................
冯哥努力,硕士完了到深圳大家一起打拼. |
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