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    October 26

    转载:鬼佬翻译的三字经

    人之初   At the beginning of life.

    >>性本善   Sex is good.

    >>性相近   Basically, all the sex are the same.

    >>习相远   But it depends on how the way you do it.

    >>苟不教   If you do not practice all the time.

    >>性乃迁   Sex will leave you..

    >>教之道   The way of learning it

    >>贵以专   is very important to make love with only one person.

    >>昔孟母   Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

    >>择邻处   chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

    >>子不学   If you don't study hard,

    >>断机杼   Your Dick will become useless.

    >>窦燕山   Dou, the Famous

    >>有义方   owned a very effective exciting medicine

    >>教五子   All his five sons took it

    >>名俱扬   and their sexual ability were well-known.

    >>养不教   If your children don't know how to do it,

    >>父之过   It is all your fault.

    >>教不严   If they had lots of problems with it,

    >>师之惰   their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

    >>子不学   You may refuse to study this

    >>非所宜   but that is a real mistake

    >>幼不学   If you don't learn it in childhood,

    >>老所何   you will lose your ability when aged

    >>玉不琢   If you don't exercise your dick,

    >>不成器   It won't become hard and strong.

    >>人不学   If you don't learn sex,

    >>不知义   You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

    October 14

    即将远行,兄弟保重

    冯哥要去德累斯顿了,要去泡欧洲妹妹了,要去念硕士了.
    大家都是男人, 没有什么扭扭捏捏,但就是不知道冯哥国内这么多感情牵绊怎么一一安抚了.
    想到中国小崽儿要去搅乱欧盟了,还是有些兴奋,但就怕冯哥会禀着低调为人的策略,沉闷而又遗憾的结束德国一年的求学生涯.
    在我看来,怎么着也该在德累斯顿建立一定的名望再走.
    俺的建议如下:
    建立以德累斯顿为中心的泡妞根据地,向四周城市蔓延.柏林暂时放缓发展节奏,毕竟是首都.初步目标是让德累斯顿居住区的家长们都不想让一个叫andrew的小子知道自家有闺女的事情.
    进入德累斯顿校学生会,以中国学生会的管理模式搞旺德国学生组织,以学生会把持校董事会,然后搞热周边产业(第三产业发展是大趋势).最后成功在英国证交所上市(因为赚的是英镑).
    在学生会任职的同时,大力普及中文教育,将重庆话定为标准语言,以后哥几个去德国旅游也算找到组织.
    做到这些,也差不多够有名气了.
    另外,俺也想有个混血儿侄女.......................
    冯哥努力,硕士完了到深圳大家一起打拼.